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February Shitposts: Day 24
Feb. 24th, 2019 10:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chantressLittle-known fact: When I was a smol, I dressed up as my favorite book (The House at Pooh Corner) for Halloween one year. My mom made the costume (hand-drawn posterboard front-and-back covers with straps so I could wear it like a sandwich board), but the idea was entirely mine. Looking back, this probably explains a lot about me and my future fannish inclinations.
February Shitposts: Day 23
Feb. 23rd, 2019 12:16 pmchantress(Just pretend that icon says "writing" instead of "reading." :P)
You know you're in fandom when you're procrastinating on writing a thing by writing something else. And both of those are things that you were writing instead of writing another thing you've been meaning to finish for a while.
No worries though: Thing I'm Currently Writing also happens to be Thing I've Been Meaning To Write For Longer Than That Other Thing I Still Need To Finish, and if I finish Thing I'm Currently Writing, the characters in it might stop yammering at me for a whileshe said, knowing that will never happen.
You know you're in fandom when you're procrastinating on writing a thing by writing something else. And both of those are things that you were writing instead of writing another thing you've been meaning to finish for a while.
No worries though: Thing I'm Currently Writing also happens to be Thing I've Been Meaning To Write For Longer Than That Other Thing I Still Need To Finish, and if I finish Thing I'm Currently Writing, the characters in it might stop yammering at me for a while
February Shitposts: Day 17
Feb. 17th, 2019 07:57 pmchantressThis should not amuse me as much as it does. (NSFW text)
Special bonus OMG WHY challenge: Write a fic using at least one of the generated tags.Fortunately, "prolonged tree angst" already matches a thing I'm planning to write.
Special bonus OMG WHY challenge: Write a fic using at least one of the generated tags.
February Shitposts: Day 16
Feb. 16th, 2019 09:45 pmchantressPeople (men) always complain about women and old folks being bad drivers, but in reality the following groups are objectively the Worst at Driving, in no particular order:
- Cops
- Anyone with a "Government Service Vehicle" license plate
- Firefighters who drive huge pickup trucks
February Shitposts: Day 15
Feb. 15th, 2019 04:24 pmchantressIn case you ever start missing Tumblr, I've found a suitable substitute for the experience. Just like the real thing, with half the calories!
February Shitposts: Day 12
Feb. 12th, 2019 04:40 pmchantressBecause I see this problem come up all the time, and no one seems to know what to do in such a situation. Finally, a definitive guide to navigating these tricky circumstances!
(via That's Believable)
(via That's Believable)
February Shitposts: Day 11
Feb. 11th, 2019 08:38 pmchantressSilent Garfield will always be funnier to me than Garfield Minus Garfield. Because let's face it, a weird guy who talks to his cat all the time is way more relatable, amirite. :P
February Shitposts: Day 10
Feb. 10th, 2019 09:24 pmchantressProtip on how to make a million dollars farming: Start with two million dollars, and quit when you're down to one million. :P
February Shitposts: Day 9
Feb. 9th, 2019 10:38 pmchantressBig news! I just heard Steven Tyler is writing a cookbook. Apparently he's gotten really into traditional Chinese cuisine, and wants to share his love for it with his fans. The current working title is Wok This Way.
...Yeah, I'll show myself out. XD
...Yeah, I'll show myself out. XD
