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February Shitposts: Day 12
Because I see this problem come up all the time, and no one seems to know what to do in such a situation. Finally, a definitive guide to navigating these tricky circumstances!
(via That's Believable)
(via That's Believable)
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February Shitposts: Day 11
Silent Garfield will always be funnier to me than Garfield Minus Garfield. Because let's face it, a weird guy who talks to his cat all the time is way more relatable, amirite. :P
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February Shitposts: Day 10
Protip on how to make a million dollars farming: Start with two million dollars, and quit when you're down to one million. :P
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February Shitposts: Day 9
Big news! I just heard Steven Tyler is writing a cookbook. Apparently he's gotten really into traditional Chinese cuisine, and wants to share his love for it with his fans. The current working title is Wok This Way.
...Yeah, I'll show myself out. XD
...Yeah, I'll show myself out. XD
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February Shitposts: Day 8
Why the hell is raspberry-favored candy blue, and for that matter why doesn't it taste like actual raspberries? I mean, when I was a smol it was my favorite flavor, if only because because it turns your tongue blue for the rest of the day, but now that I'm more discerning about what goes in my mouth, I have some serious questions. *squints*
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February Shitposts: Day 7
Okay but seriously, we all know that the real reason Mary's a virgin is because Jesus didn't want to think about his mom doing the do. "NO MOM, YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT, LALALALALALALALALALA..."
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February Shitposts: Day 5
Sometimes when I feel disoriented or generally peculiar for no apparent reason, I'll remind myself that lots of people take drugs to feel that way for fun. It doesn't actually make me feel any better, but hey. :P
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February Shitposts: Day 4
The thing I hate most about Windows 10 (besides, y'know, all of it)? Its insistence on calling everything an app. Listen, fuckface, the reason I have a laptop is because I emphatically do not want a tablet, so stop pretending my programs are on one, mmmkay?
Also, I miss Minesweeper, and I should not have to look at ads to play fucking Solitaire. Good day to you, sir.
Also, I miss Minesweeper, and I should not have to look at ads to play fucking Solitaire. Good day to you, sir.
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February Shitposts: Day 3
I frequently fantasize about hacking Twitter and replacing all of Trump's tweets with ![[twitter.com profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/e0caa790ec10/-/twitter.com/favicon.ico)
dril 's. This will never happen though, because a) I know nothing about hacking, and b) I actually have a modicum of respect for dril.
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February Shitposts: Day 2
Only having a VHS copy of Groundhog Day when your TV and VCR aren't set up (due to there being no room for them because of the house being a perpetual construction zone) is Unfortunate. So I'm doing the next best even better thing and watching "Window of Opportunity." :D
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February Shitposts: Day 1
Because I may not exactly be OLD but I am ERUDITE AS FUCK, I decided I'd do this thing. Besides, Febtober's my favorite month, and it starts on a Febturday this year. AUSPICIOUS AS SHIT, amirite.
